Thursday 26 July 2007
Beautiful mind

  • “Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!”
  • “I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"”
  • “Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.”
  • “If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!”
  • “Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!”
  • “Ok That's it, Talking Poo is where I draw the line.”
  • “Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.”
  • “Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.”
  • “Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.”
  • "Whatever...I`ll do what I want"
  • "You know the feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up your ass?"
  • "Mr. Jefferson is the best thing that has happen to south park in a long time in if you screw this up, My GOD help me i will rip your balls with my bear hands ,you hear me my bear hands."
  • "Ok, that does it! Now listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass? It's completely immature!"
  • "Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian."
  • " It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation."
  • "If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, 'Hey. Why don't you stop ... dressing me like a mailman ... uh, and making me dance for you ... while you go and ... smoke crack in your bedroom ... and have sex with ... some guy ... I don't even know. On my dad's bed."
  • "You so much at TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants."
  • "Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpa's balls dude."
  • "This is killing me. The human body was not meant to move quickly like that."
  • "I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!"
  • "Shut up Kyle! Shut your Goddamn' Jew mouth! You're the reason that there's war in the Middle East"
  • "Kyle, I swear to God, if I didn't have a guy's hand up my butt right now, I would leap across the room and kick you in the nuts."
  • "I was just layin' down some rhymes, with the G-folk, you know, kickin' it on the west siy-eede."

 
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