• “Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!”

• “I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"”

• “Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.”

• “If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!”

• “Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!”

• “Ok That's it, Talking Poo is where I draw the line.”

• “Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.”

• “Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.”

• “Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.”

• "Whatever...I`ll do what I want"

• "You know the feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up your ass?"

• "Mr. Jefferson is the best thing that has happen to south park in a long time in if you screw this up, My GOD help me i will rip your balls with my bear hands ,you hear me my bear hands."

• "Ok, that does it! Now listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass? It's completely immature!"

• "Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian."

• " It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation."

• "If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, 'Hey. Why don't you stop ... dressing me like a mailman ... uh, and making me dance for you ... while you go and ... smoke crack in your bedroom ... and have sex with ... some guy ... I don't even know. On my dad's bed."

• "You so much at TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants."

• "Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpa's balls dude."

• "This is killing me. The human body was not meant to move quickly like that."

• "I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!"

• "Shut up Kyle! Shut your Goddamn' Jew mouth! You're the reason that there's war in the Middle East"

• "Kyle, I swear to God, if I didn't have a guy's hand up my butt right now, I would leap across the room and kick you in the nuts."

• "I was just layin' down some rhymes, with the G-folk, you know, kickin' it on the west siy-eede."

You've surely heard of World of Warcraft players shunning work, family, responsibility, and drinking water for the love of the game, but if you're not up on your "dual-boxing" as I was, keep reading. Dual-boxing is act of controlling two characters in an MMO simultaneously. Of course, there's multi-boxing, when just two won't do. As seen above, a pair of triple-boxers working in tandem can yield efficient raiding results. Therefore, why not take it to the next level? And then a dozen levels higher? How about simultaneously controlling 23-characters while your girlfriend also manages 23?

He writes:

I started boxing in 2001 in EverQuest. At first it was dual boxing, then triple, then quad, then I 6 boxed for a long time. My girlfriend began boxing and I decided to "kick it up a notch" and we began doing our own raids. In 2005 we started playing WoW.

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I went through alot of hardware along the way. At first it was X-Keys and KVMs, then I went with Cherry programmable keyboards and KVMs. I never felt the urge to go monitor crazy -- like many boxers I focused my attention on a single screen, had another monitor locked onto another character, and finally the 3rd monitor cycled through the KVM.

If you count the number of PCs, you'll get 47. My girlfriend controls 23 and I control 23. The other one is a server. All but 2 of those pcs are diskless. It got to the point that updating 46 pcs just took too long, the hard drives added to the electric bill and generated heat, so I found a good PXE solution that works great.